Japan, don’t ever change

Unrelatedly, a sumo wrestler in glasses has made my day

This is far from the strangest or most disturbing thing to come out of Japan, but nevertheless it’s worth mentioning. Every spring in Japan (says the Telegraph) they hold the Naki Sumo, at which sumo wrestlers see who can make a baby cry first. Why? Because Japan, that’s why.

Have they tried giving the babies balloons? Works every time.